Well, I finally did it. I killed my website. Born in 1996 and laid to rest in 2007, it lasted eleven(!) years. The most
frequent updating occurred during the middle of this stretch of time.
But don't fret. Even though you can't get your breakfast here anymore, at least you can snack on the Founding Fathers. I will
continue infrequently updating that material, as has been the tradition since its inception in 2000.
You may wonder what the deal is with the parting shot to your left. It's only fitting that the much-ballyhooed Viking shirt
makes its last appearance here, as I have committed it to the flames. It was in lousy shape, and had been for years. At ten
years old, it was the longest-lived garment in my wardrobe and many updates to the site were performed while wearing it.
